Astrology and the Stock Market Timing is Everything

Today it is an open secret on Wall Street that astrology is a hot topic, especially since the 1987 crash predicted by many astrologers. Similar to Technical Analysis 30 years ago, it has yet to achieve mainstream acceptance. A generation ago, technical analysis was viewed by almost all financial institutions as voodoo, yet today is widely acknowledged This will also be financial astrology's position a generation hence! In the stock market: TIMING IS EVERYTHING. So is it logical for traders and investors to ignore Astrology when: ASTROLOGY IS THE STUDY OF TIMING? Obviously I believe (and have demonstrated) that it is POSSIBLE and PROFITABLE to time markets. I'm not claiming my timing is perfect. Only beginners, con artists and liars claim that. But we astrologers come a close second. : ) Below is the press summary from a recent Astrologers Fund Conference held annually in NYC around May 17 (the NY Stock Exchange's Birthday). Consider the financial implications of these 5 major points. By all means be sceptical, but do keep an open mind. Up until recently, financial astrologers were consulted only around major visible astronomical events such as eclipses, or for an oddball view in confusing, or highly volatile markets. Today they influence tens of billions of investment dollars, and major fund managers worldwide regularly consult them for both first and second opinions on Global Stock, Bond and Commodity markets. While astrologers sometimes make mistakes, or can be surprised by market behaviour, market forecasts made by competent, experienced financial astrologers are often more accurate and precise than other economic modelling systems. Please note the following facts: