Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Roseanne

Super sitcom success might have seemed a long shot for Scorpio Roseanne when she was growing up. Having survived a traumatic childhood, however, the comedienne hit the club circuit with her raw schtick and eventually made her way to the small screen. Turning TV on its ear, this funny lady created a sitcom family which was as real as real gets. It wasn't long, however, before Roseanne's personal life (including a raucous marriage to wannabe actor Tom Arnold) upstaged her TV setting, making her fodder for numerous tabloids. Even so, this everywoman has taken every punch thrown at her and is still standing. What do the *stars* have in store for this courageous gal? Birth Details: November 3, 1952 Salt Lake City, Utah Born under a Scorpio Sun, Roseanne will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. Squash this gal? Dream on. Much like the Scorpion she represents, the actress might 'die,' but she'll surely be reborn, stronger and better than ever. Anyone betting against this woman should think again -- those early traumas and failed marriages only served to make her even more determined. Simply put, this Scorpio Sun speaks to a fearless woman who will accomplish much, whether she's naughty or nice. With her Moon in Gemini, look for Roseanne to do two things at once. This lady knows she's sharp and will gain maximum leverage as a result. Along with these smarts, however, comes a restless, almost flighty sensibility. Since her Moon is opposite Mercury, expect Roseanne to share her feelings with the world, whether they're good or bad. Talk-show host may have been her most natural role! It's Mars in Capricorn which marks Roseanne as one who will succeed. This placement speaks to a life plan, one which will be executed with precision and ambition. Since Mars is square Saturn here, Roseanne will work doubly hard to get her way. With Mars also square Neptune, the actress needs to be on the lookout for self-deception (was Tom Arnold a misstep in that direction?). Lastly, with Mars also opposite Uranus, Rosie is pegged as one tempestuous lady who can blow hot or cold. Enter her world at your own risk!

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